What's On  (Says Charlie)

Greetings temporary primate overlords.

Charles Ozymandius Freak here again with a rundown of primate relate doings at the Volly.

Before I start though I have to report that I have, sadly, been in receipt of a complaint following my last missive concerning my supposedly

 "sarcastic tone".

I can only apologise but it is a well known fact that, amongst working cockers, this is something of a breed trait. In fact in certain parts of Germany we are referred to as "Der sarcassm hund"*.

I've also been asked to tell everyone to reserve the 30th August for the annual Volly BBQ and skittles prizegiving event.

Never quite got the whole skittles thing myself. Bit of a double standard from my point of view. A bunch of humans knocking stuff over and being very pleased with themselves.

Let me knock just one pint over on the other hand and carpet cleaners get involved and my dad gets offered "outside".

That aside here is that rundown of upcoming simian related activities which you might find interesting.

* We aren't. I was being sarcastic.

You can read my earlier musings here