What's On (Says Charlie)
Greetings former tree dwellers.
Charles Ozymandius Freak here again with a rundown of monkey appropriate doings at the Volly.
First off my apologies for missing out May's update to these ramblings. You try typing with paws!
Well it's summer and we've already had a lot on at the pub. But, I'm unreliably informed, we're only getting started.
I've been told to mention that there are details of the World Cup matches that the Volly is screening to be found here. Personally I get the chasing an inflated pigs bladder bit but fail to see why no-one gets to eat the thing.
Anyway the government seem to be planning to ban social media for under 16's so that'll be me offline then. I do suspect the canine version of "Facebook" "Arsebook" will go bust as a result of this..
18th July
Discotheque: Unleash your inner Travolta and come and make some shapes, cut some moves and throw your back out to a selection of hits.
Must admit in my case these days it's less about "Staying Alive" and more about "Staying Awake"
25th July
The antidote to pub quizzes returns with more anarchic fun hosted by Adam ("Tomato head") Lloyd and all for a worthy local cause.
Music, top rank impressions (well rank anyway) and the odd question thrown in here and there for good measure.
Please come, bring a team and support this laugh filled extravaganza.
"Huge fun. The attention to detail is incredible."
(Railway Modeller Magazine)
"Utterly barbaric. A completely inhuman bloodfest."
(League against cruel Sports)
30th August
Our summer barbeque. Give dad a break, let the neighbours hang their washing out and take the fire brigade off speed dial.
Come and partake of a great selection of food and drink in the pleasant surroundings of our beer garden.
Hugh wants To See A Brilliant Hare 2
5th September
The hare is back!
Same "unique" quiz format.
All new questions.
Same old shambling wrecks of hosts.
Come try the hotseat for yourself.