What's On (Says Charlie)
Greetings Temporary Primate Overlords.
Charles Ozymandius Freak here again with a rundown of monkey appropriate doings in September and beyond at the Volly.
Well the heat waves of the summer finally seem to be over and I'm looking forward to the point where wearing an integral fur coat full-time makes sense again.
That aside we have loads of simian friendly goings on to offer: A wide variety of musical combos and a cheese tasting. Plus a cheese tasting which I thought such a good point I'd mention it twice. There may be wine involved as well.
My idea of cheese and wine involves an extra "h" and being the other way round*.
If it's one thing you monkeys have done well it's knowing your way round a large vat of rancid lactic fluid.
Charlie
* My doing a good whine followed by me getting a big lump of cheese.
WILF
Saturday 28th November
8:30 pm
The Wiltshire International Lungfish Foundation are back!
Playing songs by (amongst others) – QOTSA, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Feeder, Radiohead, Tubeway Army, Oasis, The Cult, Bowie, Eurythmics, Duran Duran, Cameo, T-Rex ... Boney M, Kylie, Britney Spears and The Osmonds!
Cheese & Wine With Ceri From Brinkworth Dairy
And Arkells
Open Road
Saturday 12th December
8:30 pm
Mr Hardwick and the boys return for another evening of rock and pop classics to warm you up for the festive season
Never Mind The Somerfords
Christmas Special
Saturday 19th December
7:30 pm
Come and experience the ghost of Christmas p****d (the one Dickens left out after it got Bob Cratchit in a headlock and told him how much it loved him).
The antidote to the pub quiz with it's usual stringent adherence to accurate scoring and solemn po faced integrity.
With people "being given silly things to do" for charity by your host Adam "Tomato Head" Lloyd.
All in aid of charity.
"We applaud the honesty and total lack of corruption in this enterprise."
(FIFA)
"His rendition of Rolling Stones classics is second to none."
(Margarita Pracatan)
"The attention to detail is incredible."
(Railway Modeller)
"Barbaric. A complete bloodbath".
(League Against Cruel Sports)
Valentine Murder Mystery Dinner Saturday 13th February 2027